The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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