If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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