is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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