My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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