awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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