wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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