Dual....:-)
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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