What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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