I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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