i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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