You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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