That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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