Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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