Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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