I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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