How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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