One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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