OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
how drunk are you?
Several
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
