Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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