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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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