I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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