TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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