Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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