sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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