Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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