No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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