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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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