Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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