Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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