You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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