I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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