we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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