Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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