I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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