I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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