White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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