I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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