Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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