We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
