At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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