We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
how does that bad decision feel?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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