I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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