fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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