are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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