come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize