And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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