all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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