NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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