scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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