carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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