yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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