smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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