just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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