I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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