There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Randomize
