problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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