Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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