if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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