the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
where are you?
Hypothermia
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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